Near the castle in the Pafos harbor is the Hobo's Cafe, a clean but rather typical tourist-centric restaurant. The only reason I include this picture here is how silly the whole place is: it looks nice and peaceful and family-oriented, and indeed I was told I couldn't put my feet on the table in front of me, but this doesn't seem to match the sexually-explicit and blatantly-profane Gangsta'-rap that was playing loudly in the background.