As I passed through Ohio I stopped by Hillsboro to visit my grandparents on my father's side. It was around lunch that I was to show up, so we agreed to have a nice small lunch together. However, as best as I can tell, my grandmother knows how to fix exactly three meals: fried chicken, pork chops, and salmon patties. Every time we go over there we always have the same exact meals, and they are always as large as they are good. Despite there only being the three of us, and despite it being only a "small lunch", the table was just as full as it is when there's twice the guests. Given this, I just had to get a picture (even though, to Mammaw's dismay, she didn't have on the lace tablecloth).
And if you're curious, we had salmon patties. They were delicious.